• iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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    I go MIA on people sometimes and I don’t mean it out of spite… I’m just focusing on myself, what I’m doing, and what’s my next move.

    (Source: lloydtheabstrac)

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    Jhene Aiko Ft. Common- Pretty Bird (Freestyle)

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    Some people smoke,
    others drink, and others fall in love,
    each one dies from a different way.

    (Source: difficult)

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    Have you ever felt a heavy deep bubble in your chest? It sits just beneath your heart. Pulsing on its own. From every thought, every breath.

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    Write drunk, edit sober.
    ― Ernest Hemingway

    (Source: showslow)

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    Watch her face when she listens to her favorite song, or when she reads her favorite part of her favorite book, or when she’s watching her favorite movie. You see how happy she is? Try your best to keep her that happy.

    (Source: putins-wingman)

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    pinkiepony:

    Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

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